- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

retard

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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