How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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