- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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