What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

robin, get in the car.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

david weres the slug gone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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