Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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