Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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oh hai

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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69

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Lil Wayne

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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