What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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