why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Anti Joke

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