Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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leon harney ya pikey

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Anti Joke

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