- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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