- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's brown and sticky A stick!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

HEY YOU!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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