- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Your grandma's cookies.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Vagina.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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