I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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