- Anti Joke

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

refridgrator

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

a woman votes!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

u suck

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Your face

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