What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Agent 47.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Your face is hilarious.

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