Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Justin

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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This is a joke

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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