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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

H o m o comes out as homo

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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