Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Continents are large islands.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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