Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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a woman votes!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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