- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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