- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Im taking a shit right now.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Women's rights

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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