Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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i love to lick...

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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A sober Irish individual.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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