- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I'm gay.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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