Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Well, there's one way...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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