- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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