- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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