- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Has u seen my grammar?

I'm gay.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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