- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What? Yes.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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