The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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