A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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