FIONN'S LIFE

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Diarrhea

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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