What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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