Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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