- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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