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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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