What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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sky's sty

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's big and long? My dick.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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