- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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