What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I regret everything.....

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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