Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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darude- sandstorm

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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