What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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