- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

My dad

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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