Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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