Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

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