- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Homonyms should be band.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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