what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Jews

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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