How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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