Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did the

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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