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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DEATH.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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