Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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