Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Poop!!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

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