- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

My mum is called Steve

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Is maynaise an instrument?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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