a seal walks into a club.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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