What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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