- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Replacement Referees

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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