What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man did not like this site

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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