- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

hi will

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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